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| Guide to Art Basel Various locations around Miami Beach | Thu., December 4 | South Beach | |
We know there's a percentage of visiting Art Baselers legitimately there for art. We're feeling generous, so we¡¯ll guesstimate that elite group of bonafide art lovers at 10 percent. The rest of you yobs are here to look cool, be seen, and party like its 1999, thanks to any number of... More >> |
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| Mayhem Poets Broward Center for the Performing Arts | Thu., December 4 | Fort Lauderdale | |
Maybe when you hear of three rapping New Yorkers spittin sounds, the words beastie and boys come to mind, but this Thursday, its time to meet a new trio of sassy tongue-slingers. Mayhem Poets, comprised of three Brooklyn lads, will take to the stage with... More >> |
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| Misfits Culture Room | Sun., December 7 | Fort Lauderdale | |
For 30 years now, the Misfits have spread their colloidal mix of punk, rockabilly, and horror-flick themes to ravenous "Fiends" around the globe. Formed in 1977 by Glenn Danzig and Jerry Only in Lodi, New Jersey, the Misfits were punk rock's answer to the B movie. With a D.I.Y. ethos and a... More >> |
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| Of Montreal Revolution Live | Sat., December 6, 6:30pm | Fort Lauderdale | |
Despite being active in the underground scene for over a decade, Of Montreal is best known for selling one of their songs to Outback Steakhouse. For years, every time you turned on the TV or radio, you could hear Lets Go Outback Tonight played ad nauseam. These one-time... More >> |
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| Winterfest Bus Loop Various Locations Across Broward, Palm Beach | Fri., December 5 | Fort Lauderdale | |
Listen up, party people. There's a principle that governs any event where free or extremely cheap drinks are involved. Its called the Open Bar Postulate. It states the following: the time frame in which free alcohol is available is in inverse proportion to the drinker's level of... More >> |
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| Burn Baby Burn Lava Tiki Bar & Grille | Every week Friday, 6:00pm | Southeast Broward | |
In Hawaiian mythology, it is believed that volcanic eruptions are caused not by tectonic plate activity but by Hawaiian goddess of fire Pele, who stomps her feet and digs Paoe, her magic stick, under the earth until a fiery eruption occurs.
To keep Pele at bay, legend suggests offerings... More >> |
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| Dub'd Out Delux |
Wed., September 3 more dates/times |
South Palm | |
Dub music is the spawn of early instrumental reggae that was built on reverb and echoes. Since its birth, dub has evolved in leaps and bounds, making its popularity grow many fans of various musical forms. A lot of reggae singles still offer instrumentals on their "B-sides" and that's what DJs... More >> |
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| Durty Werdz DaDa | Last Tuesday of every month from Tue., August 26 until Sat., January 31, 9:30pm | South Palm | |
You spent most of your youth collecting a mental bank of dirty limericks. You knew about the man from Nantucket and his rather large member, the girl from Madras who loved her donkey a bit too much, and a fishmonger named Babs who had one nasty genital ailment. You spent hours writing and... More >> |
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| Eclectic Saturdaze PRL Euro Cafe |
Sat., September 13 more dates/times |
Southeast Broward | |
If you believe PRL Euro Café (1904A Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood) owner Jay Rottermund, Polska Rzeczpospolita Ludowa is just a sexy, communist name for Poland. Actually, it means Peoples Republic of Poland, which as any respectable drinker knows, is another way of saying... More >> |
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| ElectroLust Club X-IT | First Saturday of every month | Southeast Broward | |
If you are one of the many frustrated local singles currently probing the trendy clubs for your next sexual escapade, you might be burned out with the average martini-sipping, khaki-wearing yuppies who flock to the booty filled dance floors. It may be time for a change in atmosphere and... More >> |
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| Electrolust Hollywood X-IT Nightclub | First Saturday of every month | Southeast Broward | |
What's not to like of a party that brands itself a "kinky fetish vampire rave" at a "fully equipped cybersexual electro playground"? If that doesn't get you into your latex suit, think of all the adult toys you can share... think of the live acts and shows... think of the available VIP rooms...... More >> |
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| Gong Show DaDa | Every week Monday from Mon., August 11 until Wed., December 31, 9:30pm | South Palm | |
A giant, gold gong that you could smack to shut people up would be useful. Say your boss is asking you to work the weekend apparently there have been staff shortages and problems with the supply chai
GOOOOOOONNNGGGGG! Problem solved. Oh whats that? Your friend from college... More >> |
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| Ladies’ Night at 88’s Dueling Piano Bar and Knight Time Billiards Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino | Every week Thursday | Southeast Broward | |
| Pretty much everyone needs a drink (or five) after a day of stuffing themselves full of tryptophans and quality time. Girls, save your mad money; you’re going to need it for bargain shopping tomorrow. Tonight, saturate yourselves during Ladies’ Night at 88’s Dueling Piano Bar and Knight Time... More >> | |||
| Wet Paint The Lounge | Every week Wednesday from Wed., August 13 until Wed., December 31, 9:00pm | Central Palm | |
Creating art doesnt have to be a solo affair; at least not at Wet Paint, the new weekly art night kicking off at the Lounge (517 Clematis St., West Palm Beach) Wednesday night. An extension of ArtRx the quarterly gallery show that acts as a restorative salve for the local art scene... More >> |
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| Opening of Risqué Business Bakery and Café Risqué Business Bakery and Café | Daily | North Beaches | |
Unexpectedly nestled below the Collins Ave. Howard Johnson’s (8701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach ) is a cave-like, basement day spa, overflowing with rotund Russians in swimming trunks shuffling through its lobby. Just to the right of the “Tantra Room,” a middle-aged woman is painting her own... More >> |
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| Reggae and Soca Night Catch Restaurant | Every week Sunday | Fort Lauderdale | |
So you werent aware that Sunday night is reggae and soca night at the Catch Restaurant in Weston (2210 Weston Rd.)? Well, then perhaps its time to catch up. To be sure, western Broward County has long been a hotbed of Caribbean culture. Heres one more reason. If youve... More >> |
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| Saturdays @ The Ugly Mug The Ugly Mug | Every week Saturday | South Palm | |
Listen buddy, if youre trying to hook up with a tore up mug, you better hope shes been boozing. Lucky for you, if its Saturday night and youre at the Ugly Mug (5065 W. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach), she probably has. The Ugly Mug is best known for its creepy-as-hell... More >> |
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| Sausage Wednesdays The Stable | Every week Wednesday | Fort Lauderdale | |
You can tell whether someone is an optimist or a pessimist by the way he reacts to Wednesdays. The pessimist drags himself into the office, plops down, and bitches about how far away the weekend is. Everyone around him puts on their headphones. For the optimist, Wednesdays are just splendid.... More >> |
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| Sexual Inuendo Bingo The Standard (40 Island Ave., Miami Beach) | Every week Sunday from Sun., August 3 until Sun., January 4, 8:00pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
Smoke-filled seniors centers. Q-tip-topped retirees. Crazy Cat Ladies schlepping around specialized blotters, and lucky charms. Take everything you associate with Bingo and vanquish it from your mental inner workings; since The Standard (40 Island Ave., Miami Beach) took over the... More >> |
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| Soirée Thursdays Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort | Every week Thursday | Fort Lauderdale | |
Break away from your current, titillating, Thursday night routine, which probably includes a fast food run followed by Law and Order reruns. Instead, try tasty tapas and creative cocktails while dancing under the stars for free. Thats what youll find at Soirée... More >> |
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| Soultech SkyBar at the Shore Club | Every week Wednesday, 10:00pm | South Beach | |
At Soultech, DJs Andres Amadeus, Maurizio, and Danyelino spin deep house on the regular -- revealing what they call "Miami's minimalist yet soulful side." Meanwhile, Davide Danese and Mattia Mazzega -- hosts to this poolside shindig -- are working hard to bring so-fly SoFla international... More >> |
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| Summer Ladies Night with Cat Shell MoQuila Restaurant & Tequila Bar | Every week Wednesday | South Palm | |
The only thing smoother than acoustic jazz vixen Cat Shells steamy vocals? Fine, aged tequila. The two are pairing up together every Wednesday at MoQuila Mexican Restaurant & Tequila Bar (99 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton) as part of its new Summer Ladies Night and Happy Hour. Head down to... More >> |
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| The Sunday Post Funky Buddha Lounge | Every week Sunday, 8:00pm | South Palm | |
| Sunday nights can be a drag. With Monday morning looming, party options are limited. After all, tomorrow you have to get up early, make a living, pay the rent, and all that other grown-up stuff. That’s exactly what Boca Raton DJ Ellegitimate thought when she envisioned her new mid-evening... More >> | |||
| Thank God It's Honey The Lounge | Every week Friday from Fri., August 15 until Sat., February 28, 8:00pm | Central Palm | |
Of all the many reasons to participate in local music (an occasional free bar tab, throwing a little shade at the opposite sex), an earnest attempt at cultivating a cool little scene is too often an afterthought.
That is, unless youre Steve Rullman of Thehoneycomb.com.
For as long as... More >> |
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| Thursday Nights at Matrix Club Pulse | Every week Thursday | South Palm | |
| By Thursday night youre so ready to party. The problem: You live in Boca, Palm Beach, Delray, or some other part of our SoFla county trifecta. What you want: A night club scene like you could find in South Beach, but without the daunting hours drive home. Your solution: Thursday... More >> | |||